| # | Added By | Date | Quote |
|---|---|---|---|
| 562 | Brandon15 | Oct 22 2016 22:38 | <decapitated>
seriously though, if i wanted to waste money on an overpriced intel machine
<decapitated> id rather just buy a couple hookers |
| 561 | Brandon15 | Oct 22 2016 22:33 | <gurun>
my IRC client pings on hookers .. does it know me that well .. hmm
|
| 560 | Brandon15 | Oct 22 2016 22:31 | <Intyre>
apples are healthy! ever tried to eat a window?
<decapitated> yes <decapitated> they're delicious |
| 559 | Brandon15 | Jun 24 2016 23:05 | <filfat>
Intyre analms, sounds like a function that takes ms before anal insertion
|
| 558 | Brandon15 | Jun 21 2016 01:19 | <Intyre>
haha i got "Undocumented!" on [mcpe] start screen :)
|
| 557 | Brandon15 | Jun 07 2016 18:08 | <jocopa3>
I found a really neat bug with buckets by accident
<jocopa3> I don't know exactly what I did, but something I did caused the damage value of the bucket in my inventory to change to 90, so now it places portal blocks |
| 556 | Brandon15 | Jun 03 2016 07:16 | <jocopa3>
I've now found 3 ways to crash in the game :p
<jocopa3> One way is to set your gamemode to peaceful during a thunderstorm and wait for a skeleton horse trap to spawn; for some reason that crashes the game |
| 553 | Brandon15 | Feb 29 2016 02:08 | <deceit>
don't bite my shiny metal ass
|
| 550 | sekjun9878 | Oct 20 2015 11:13 | <Intyre>
can you imagine all those mc server list owners typing really fast?
|
| 545 | jython234[2] | Jul 28 2015 17:02 | <PEMapModder_>
The question began by someone on the TV saying, "Things people say on the TV are lies." And it confused me for my whole life.
|
| 537 | Brandon15811 | Jun 05 2015 23:12 | <gurun>
but boys.. are so much more fun ..
|
| 535 | Brandon15811 | May 22 2015 21:48 | <Brandon15811>
shoghicp, "/^((<|\\[|\\()*[@%+]?([^\]>\\\)]+?)[@%+]?(>|\\]|\\))+:?)/" < that's one of the regexes from the old quotes page xD
<shoghicp> Brandon15811: matches penises |
| 533 | shoghicp | May 21 2015 21:17 | <Trent_>
Crap i keep hitting enter
<gurun> stop hitting Enter, he might be sensitive |
| 531 | Brandon15 | May 20 2015 15:05 | <deceit>
it's all fun and games until you strip naked in a walmart
|
| 530 | Brandon15 | May 14 2015 21:06 | <shoghicp>
SELECT * FROM moms WHERE owner = 'you' LIMIT 1;
<shoghicp> > Lost connection to MySQL server during query: ER_NET_PACKET_TOO_LARGE |
| 529 | Brandon15 | May 10 2015 14:28 | <NinjaKrill>
jesus... reading YouTube comments is like watching a car crash on repeat
<NinjaKrill> i really, really want to look away but I just CAN'T |
| 526 | NinjaKrill | May 05 2015 06:31 | <shoghicp>
Brandon15811__: the channel-wide kick after Syria man anal was the best thing XD
|
| 525 | PEMapModder | May 04 2015 09:01 | <PEMapModder>
NullFull: c how full is your array of null bytes?
<NullFull> Four people including me and a pet dog. |
| 523 | deceit | May 03 2015 09:22 | <NinjaKrill>
NullFull: c don't ignore me damn it
<NullFull> *ignores you more*. |
| 522 | Brandon15 | May 02 2015 20:15 | <Codmadnesspro>
You're a bad girl deceit
<deceit> spank me? <deceit> please? * Codmadnesspro slaps deceit with a large cod <deceit> harder. * Codmadnesspro slaps deceit with a large cod harder <deceit> FASTER * Codmadnesspro slaps deceit with a large cod faster <deceit> OH YEAH THAT'S THE STUFF |
| 521 | deceit | May 02 2015 20:04 | <Brandon15811__>
deceit: so I type " on my phone, and the next thing swiftkey suggests is "Vaginal" xD
|
| 520 | shoghicp | May 02 2015 19:56 | <Codmadnesspro>
Ima spam humerusj for dik piks
|
| 516 | jython234[away] | Apr 14 2015 23:54 | <jython234[away]>
you don't handle packets, packets handle you
<deceit> this isn't russia |
| 515 | deceit | Apr 14 2015 18:31 | <Codmadnesspro>
I've heard about the animal wanking before on the top 10 worst jobs
<Codmadnesspro> Sounds like fun |
| 514 | Brandon15811 | Apr 09 2015 00:10 | <gurun>
shoghicp, i'll do a porno video of that
|
| 513 | Brandon15811 | Apr 08 2015 04:41 | <deceit>
word of advice
<deceit> never kiss the whores |
| 510 | jython234 | Mar 02 2015 15:31 | <jython234>
Need any help?
<ScioMin> mostly money, power and slaves, but in my spare time I play MC and code so I just came for curiosity. |
| 508 | jython234 | Feb 22 2015 04:01 | <jython234>
NullFull: c who am I?
<NullFull> I don't know you tell me. |
| 507 | PEMapModder | Feb 21 2015 18:03 | * gurun
is now known as NullFul
<PEMapModder> NullFull: c what is a GURUN <NullFull> A robot. |
| 505 | sekjun9878 | Feb 06 2015 08:09 |
Plugin Idea #1
<gurun> I was thinking that ... If I was a host provider, I would allow flying, but in every game, I would connect health with touching of blocks. So maintaining health can only be done by walking on blocks. |
| 504 | Brandon15 | Jan 30 2015 22:43 | <gurun>
NullFull c am i a pedofile?
<NullFull> Yes. |
| 503 | jython234 | Jan 12 2015 23:07 | <Intyre>
so essentialpe is the cause
<Intyre> and how to fix that? umm make an issue their github? |
| 502 | jython234 | Jan 10 2015 19:42 | <humerusj_>
Intyre: r u callin meh a nub!?!?
|
| 496 | shoghicp | Oct 21 2014 16:39 | <shoghicp>
best bug ever, gh#2205 https://github.com/PocketMine/PocketMine-MP/commit/8f7dfe0b717301904b4e1d9567c7c5ff7e61983f
|
| 494 | shoghicp | Oct 20 2014 07:24 | <williamtdr>
pocketmine 1.4 is like usain bolt with an anchor attached
<williamtdr> except you don't know why the anchor is there, it only rears it's ugly head sometimes, and you can't get rid of it |
| 492 | jython234 | Oct 18 2014 21:53 | <shoghicp>
iOS != Android
<jython234> thank you shoghi <shoghicp> I bought it twice ;D |
| 491 | Brandon15 | Oct 16 2014 21:05 | <deceit>
gurun: at least she's not going in dry
|
| 490 | Brandon15 | Oct 16 2014 20:55 | * gurun
just turned of mcafee for interfering with performance tests :-(
<Intyre> you better were protection then ;) * deceit gets the trash bags and duct tape * gurun now performance testing with a condom over his head..difficult to breath now..uhh ..I'm aaarrrghhhhh... |
| 489 | shoghicp | Oct 12 2014 16:01 | <expir3dcow>
Intyre : Your insulting has had good effects :D
|
| 488 | shoghicp | Oct 08 2014 19:39 | <MrARM>
How could he ssh into you? :p
|
| 486 | Brandon15 | Sep 30 2014 14:37 | <shoghicp>
"Where do poor noodles live? In the spaghetto."
|
| 485 | jy[semi-away] | Sep 28 2014 13:38 | <gurun>
I guess no one have seen shogun then.. I'm too old.
<Intyre> yes you are |
| 484 | jython234 | Sep 27 2014 21:33 | <gurun>
Obviously there seem to be limit to how many chunks the client loads and after that it seems to start ignoring them completely, unless unloaded. Is that correct?
<Intyre> the limit is when mcpe crashes |
| 483 | Brandon15 | Sep 17 2014 21:45 | <KnownUnown>
shame Bukkit is defunct. :|
<jocopa3> defunct <jocopa3> if you mix the letters around you get fed cunt |
| 482 | shoghicp | Sep 15 2014 21:36 | <humerusj>
Now that minecraft is owned by mojang
|
| 474 | jython234[2] | Aug 24 2014 03:56 | <sebagius7110>
how do I register my nick
<Intyre> use google! |
| 470 | williamtdr | Jul 26 2014 19:41 | * ChanServ
set channel mode to -q *!*@unaffiliated/ldx
<LDX> shoghicp: Yay!! You're back! Plz dnt quiet me againn * ChanServ set channel mode to +q *!*@unaffiliated/ldx |
| 468 | jython234 | Jul 18 2014 23:55 | <jython234>
we need to understand LevelDB and other crap
|
| 467 | jython234 | Jul 15 2014 01:21 | <expir3dcow>
dont mind me im high.
|
| 461 | jython234 | Jul 06 2014 01:38 | <expir3dcow>
aww pacman didnt eat my dots
|
| 456 | jython234 | Jul 03 2014 20:36 | <KnownUnown>
well then screw you Intyre
|
| 455 | jython234 | Jul 03 2014 20:35 | * KnownUnown
slaps ChanServ around with a large fish
|
| 454 | Brandon15 | Jul 03 2014 20:02 | <jocopa3>
someone doesn't want a soft pussy in their lap
|
| 452 | Brandon15 | Jun 29 2014 04:08 | <deceit>
i shit you not there are more bottles of lube in this house than there is tylenol
|
| 449 | Brandon15 | Jun 16 2014 20:55 | <Brandon15811>
settings > about
<Brandon15811> Intyre, "about tablet" <Brandon15811> Intyre, tap the version number a lot of times ;D <Intyre> xD <Intyre> now im hungry D: * Intyre licks screen <Intyre> best game ever! |
| 448 | williamtdr | Jun 16 2014 15:53 | <williamtdr>
NullFull: c what does deceit do when no one's looking
<NullFull> It does all your body can do. |
| 441 | Brandon15 | Jun 14 2014 22:49 | <tnpxxsheepdog>
so i downloaded the newest phar and it's a huge list of documentation, i was so confused
<shoghicp> you downloaded the latest docs xD |
| 432 | shoghicp | Jun 10 2014 18:15 | <MrARM>
I can't understand asm
|
| 427 | Brandon15 | Jun 08 2014 20:09 | <EternalConflict>
Known, you are always the one humping a tree
<KnownUnown> I swear, if I don't die someday of natural causes <KnownUnown> I'll probably die first of the conversation in this IRC channel |
| 423 | Brandon15 | Jun 03 2014 23:51 | <deceit>
wtf did i just read up here about ham?
<MinecraftAddict> deceit, Known has an intimate relationship with a hambone |
| 413 | Brandon15811 | May 22 2014 00:51 | <deceit>
williamtdr: it'll blow your mind that almost every cartoon in my generation and prior, had complete adult undertone
<deceit> and they weren't very subtle <deceit> mickey mouse poking holes in swiss cheese with his dick, for example <Darunia18> Isn't that how everyone does it?s |
| 412 | LDX | May 22 2014 00:40 | <+williamtdr>
so one of the veggietales songs is apparently about premarital sex
<williamtdr> seriously, the undertones are crystal clear now |
| 410 | williamtdr | May 21 2014 22:53 | <shoghicp>
someone shitted
<shoghicp> a HUGE shit <shoghicp> we splitted it after 15 minutes <shoghicp> but it came back after each flush |
| 409 | Brandon15811 | May 21 2014 22:05 | <deceit>
so, i just realized
<deceit> i've managed to break my cat |
| 408 | Brandon15811 | May 21 2014 02:01 | <Brandon15811>
"one time in music class this guy called a sharp a hashtag and our teacher sent him to the office"
<Darunia18> XD My music teacher has certain classes with people just learning music, so she, sadly, has to teach them what a sharp is by telling them it's a hashtag. She hates it so much |
| 407 | Brandon15811 | May 20 2014 23:56 | <deceit>
which is what's great about the internet
<deceit> it just proves that everyone is just as fucked up as everyone else <deceit> in at least one way or another <deceit> and if you claim to be normal, you're lying. <deceit> plain and simple. |
| 404 | Brandon15811 | May 19 2014 00:15 | <Beast_Mode>
Don't ever use trojan condoms mine broke!
|
| 400 | shoghicp | May 11 2014 00:46 | <LDX>
deceit, if i was in a room with you, hitler, and stalin, and i had a gun and two bullets, id shoot you twice. xD
|
| 398 | Brandon15811 | May 06 2014 18:22 | <deceit>
music is soo damn depressing nowadays
<deceit> but this new arby's sandwich is strangely delicious <deceit> so it all works out |
| 395 | KnownUnown | May 04 2014 21:53 | <optrusty>
any if anybody needs to look at my computer I will give you RDP access and I sware to god if u do anything bad I will DDOS u
|
| 388 | Brandon15811 | Apr 27 2014 22:37 | <LDX>
I got soo horny
|
| 387 | Brandon15811__ | Apr 26 2014 02:51 | <KnownUnown>
you were right about yourself, deceit
<KnownUnown> Outside, you're an ogre <KnownUnown> Inside, you're a fluffy rainbow unicorn |
| 384 | LDX | Apr 22 2014 20:58 | <KnownUnown>
it's my goddamn motherboard..
<LDX> Kill your goddamn mother with fire. <LDX> *motherboard |
| 383 | williamtdr_ | Apr 18 2014 20:34 | <expir3dcow>
Intyre: do you want to be friends?
<Intyre> no |
| 382 | Brandon15811 | Apr 14 2014 21:52 | <deceit>
Brandon15811: you're in deep shit now, that sandwich was filled with amphetamine and pcp
* KnownUnown hands deceit Brandon's pants <deceit> that escalated quickly |
| 380 | Intyre | Apr 14 2014 16:10 | <shoghicp>
s... h... o? g.... This is a random stream of letters...
|
| 379 | LDX | Apr 10 2014 03:06 | <+shoghicp>
I made that GUI with wxForms ;D
<KnownUnown> :D <KnownUnown> wait wait |
| 371 | deceit | Mar 30 2014 02:32 | <+Brandon15811>
deceit, you're on the internet, so it must be true ;D
|
| 367 | LDX | Mar 28 2014 02:21 | <LDX>
Anyone got a cool server that doesnt suck?
<humerusj> No. |
| 366 | LDX | Mar 27 2014 16:38 | <LDX>
It doesnt work like that
<LDX> It just works that way |
| 365 | william|laptop | Mar 25 2014 20:40 | <shoghicp>
william|laptop: Japan is weird.
|
| 364 | LDX | Mar 25 2014 01:28 | <LDX>
shoghicp: I reported every plugin review a banned person has made.
<LDX> Just like you told me <shoghicp> WTF 80 reports |
| 363 | Brandon15 | Mar 23 2014 06:11 | <MrQuoter>
[304] <jocopa3> distracted by all the pretty colors in my lap
<jocopa3> i was not on drugs when i said that |
| 362 | LDX|Laptop | Mar 22 2014 18:00 | <@shoghicp>
Didn't I say that I WAS IN A CODING MARATHON?
<LDX|Laptop> you are? <LDX|Laptop> what does that even mean? <Intyre> hes running on a treadmill and coding at the same time -.- |
| 361 | Brandon15 | Mar 22 2014 17:05 | <KnownUnown>
?
<deceit> having fun <KnownUnown> doing god <deceit> i hope you're wearing a condom <deceit> who knows where that fucker has been |
| 356 | Brandon15 | Mar 18 2014 00:22 | <shoghicp>
ButtNS
<shoghicp> afraid + buttflare |
| 355 | Brandon15811_ | Mar 12 2014 12:55 | <deceit>
i knew you'd love it
<Brandon15811_> deceit: you know me so well :') <deceit> awww <deceit> i'm getting all teary eyed too <deceit> oh wait, no, i just burned my mouth on coffee... false alarm. |
| 354 | Brandon15 | Mar 09 2014 23:49 | <shoghicp>
"The worst type of people that ever existed. Will try to scam you, then ask for help and shit on your religion."
|
| 353 | Brandon15 | Mar 09 2014 23:44 | <LDX>
I only spoon things
|
| 352 | Brandon15 | Mar 09 2014 21:26 | <humerusj>
deceit: what did you do!
<deceit> i broke the internet * deceit gets the duct tape <deceit> i can fix dis! <deceit> halp! i duct taped myself to a giraffe :< |
| 351 | Brandon15 | Mar 09 2014 04:01 | <MinecraftAddict>
did anyone make that "sudo @r tell @r @r told me you were cheating" plugin?
<LDX> What is @r? <LDX> Random? <MinecraftAddict> @rectal <MinecraftAddict> comes in handy every month |
| 350 | Brandon15 | Mar 08 2014 23:20 | <Jocopa3>
shoghicp: does your neighbor wear a batman costume and masturbate in front of your sprinkler at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month?
|
| 347 | Brandon15 | Mar 02 2014 21:55 | <Jocopa3>
also, my school is banned from editing wikipedia, because I added a line to a page about a local river saying that people pee in it soo much animals stray away from it
|
| 345 | Brandon15 | Mar 01 2014 20:04 | <shoghicp>
TIL that throwing a HDD across the room has a faster transfer speed than a fiber optic cable.
|
| 343 | Brandon15 | Mar 01 2014 06:44 | <MrQuoter>
[332] <MinecraftAddict> love is a fun thing to explore
<LDX> girls i imagine would be very fun to explore <LDX> o.o || <LDX> Im secretly proud of that quote |
| 341 | sekjun9878 | Mar 01 2014 06:27 | <LDX>
Ill ask $#06 tomorrow
|
| 340 | shoghicp | Feb 28 2014 15:19 | <plastik>
ppl thought i was dead for a while
<plastik> that was kind of nice * plastik is now known as deceit <deceit> hence the nickname |
| 337 | shoghicp | Feb 21 2014 15:51 | <MrARM>
you need to get the pid
<MrARM> read more on Internet <Connor4898> pid - Pelvic inflammatory disease |
| 336 | Brandon15 | Feb 15 2014 06:54 | <MinecraftAddict>
"Special Story at 10, Masturbation leads to Perversion! Back to you, deceit"
|
| 335 | Brandon15 | Feb 15 2014 04:22 | <LDX>
OH MY GOD
<LDX> 5.4 MAGNITUDE EARTHQUAKE <LDX> I FELT IT <Jocopa3> you shoulda fapped, the vibrations would've helped |